i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
Right this way, sir, your room is ready.
The second GIF, “RAAAHHH UNHAND ME, I AM THE NIGHT!”
I know I’ve rebageled this before but like I liTERALLY CAN’T HANDLE HOW FUCKING ADORABLE THIS IS
SOBS GROSSLY BECAUSE BATS
I’ve probably reblogged this before but I’m reblogging it again!
(Source: batblogging, via chipsjew)
As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
My friend from America is living with me and I showed her this and she was raging.
(Source: memewhore, via agentrodgers)
“Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this. It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world.”
(Source: fireisscatching, via yesdarlingido)
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
WALL-E you robot slut fucking broke me oh my god
(Source: best-of-memes, via outsidercollection)
me accepting the ice bucket challenge