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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via agentrodgers)

nbchannibal:

jhnmclghln:

And then things got weird with nbchannibal

I see nothing weird about this. Just a really important GIF.

twapa:

homolampkin:

jeeperscreeepers:

baturday:

Right this way, sir, your room is ready.

The second GIF, “RAAAHHH UNHAND ME, I AM THE NIGHT!”

I know I’ve rebageled this before but like I liTERALLY CAN’T HANDLE HOW FUCKING ADORABLE THIS IS

SOBS GROSSLY BECAUSE BATS

I’ve probably reblogged this before but I’m reblogging it again!

(Source: batblogging, via chipsjew)

elasticpoodle:

As a British person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

My friend from America is living with me and I showed her this and she was raging. 

(Source: memewhore, via agentrodgers)

oglaighnaheireann:

Michael Collins: One of the last looks at Ireland’s lost leader in 1922

(via meqpoid)

Just because I’m a public figure, just because I’m an actress, does not mean that I asked for this. It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It’s my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting. I can’t believe that we even live in that kind of world.”

(Source: fireisscatching, via yesdarlingido)

jodiehasashiftlist:

ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

WALL-E you robot slut fucking broke me oh my god

(Source: best-of-memes, via outsidercollection)

alchemist-ignoramus:

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

headcanon accepted

(Source: romoon, via agentrodgers)

extraordinarymarielle:

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

Aaron Paul: confused by fashion

the greatest post in internet history

"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"

(Source: kateoplis, via chipsjew)

imaginehanniballecter:

mean-cannibals:

let hannibal lecter motivate you

bless u

(Source: halloween-cannibals, via fuckyeahhannibalpuns)

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

(via agentrodgers)

best friend of the year.

(Source: thesilenceofthefannibals, via hannibalmorelikecannibal)

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

(Source: sandandglass, via whatevenismymainfandom)

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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